Per the story, these little gems are being rounded up and returned to the distributor with an indignant “No thank you!”
My mind boggles at what kind of mind could create such emotion-fraught “toys” , but I know that along with being aghast, a lot of people are also going to want to have one of these things.
How much do you wanna bet some of these show up on eBay soon? …And are gone within seconds? And for a significant chunk of change, too?