The Universal Troll Rosetta Stone

Excavated from the comments at Atrios (via), it’s the newly-updated version of Ms. Res Ipsa Loquitur’s universal troll Rosetta Stone:

blah blah blah clinton got a blow job blah blah blah howard dean is mean blah blah blahsomething about negroes blah blah blah some people say cindy sheehan is a crack whoreblah blah blah michael moore is fat blah blah blah he mean “mohawk” not “macaca” blah blah blah frist never diagnosed schiavo blah blah blah santorum never said democrats were “assasinating judges” blah blah blah nagin never ordered the buses blah blah blah let the free market work its magic blah blah blah liberals will form a fifth column in their decadent coastal enclaves blah blah blah kos commands all blah blah blah atrios’ real name is “duncan” blah blah blah soros is a jewish name blah blah blah if you write “ann althouse” backwards, in greek, 17,354 times in 59 minutes with a cereulean crayola crayon on a piece of bluestone and then allow rain to pour on the bluestone for exactly 36 seconds a secret code will be revealed that will show us the date, time and location at which we will reach the turning point in iraq.

© 2006, res ipsa loquitur

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