Happy New Year 4075 — Year of the Pig (golden or otherwise)

So, is 2007 merely a Year of the Pig , or is it the rare, only occuring once in 600 years year of the Golden Pig? I dunno.

I hear it reported with much hilarity that HRC is a Fire Pig (Heh. Hilarity –get it?) and that Barack Obama is a Metal Ox.
What will Rush advise him to renounce first: his Metallicness or his Oxness?

Depending on the method of calculation, I’m either a Water Dragon, or the way more specific Brown Monkey, born in the year of Black Dragon, and equivalent to Soil.

Umm, let’s just leave it at Water Dragon, okay?