Michael Chertoff “Gut Feeling” Terror Alert Level Indicator

Today’s level:

Elevated!

Department of Homeland Security forces have been mobilized, with authorization to tap into our national Alka-Seltzer reserves if necessary.

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UPDATE  11-19-2010:

There.  Fixed it.  A little bit, anyway.

Hey, who says my photoshop skillz haven’t improved in the last 3 years?

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