Sometimes they come back…
In honor of the occasion, I’ve composed a bit of verse.
*ahem*
That is not dead
Which can eternal blog
And with strange aeons
…uhh…
Even a dog may be a frog
Or a hog
In the fog
On a log
File under: Sothoth, Yog
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HP Lovecraft would be proud of these efforts, I’m sure. In fact, were HPL alive today, I’m sure he’d be saying..
LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
[fingernails frantically scraping on inner casket lid]
LET ME OUT OF HERE!! AAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!
Heh heh. Welcome back, Norwegianity.
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I see you chose the more modern “ftagn” spelling over the more traditional “fhtagn.” For this and your other sins, you will be eaten last.
Ha ha! I love it!
Promises, promises, you sweet fhtalker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCRq0oqWjbA
We shall not speak of this again until the appointed time.
You will beg for early release when He comes
You knew he couldn’t stay away.
Feminists will be made to do the dishes before being eaten.
Not if Yidhra finds and eats you first.
Instead of worrying about whether you’ll be eaten first or last, you might want to consider how long it’s going to take for you to be eaten.
Yidhra takes small bites and really chews her food. Most importantly, she really takes her time.
Lucky you, you’ll be alive (and screaming) through most of it.
So who ya gonna believe? A sunglasses-wearing meerkat, or a betentacled purple Old One with a YouTube link?
The one with the higher Q Score , and that ain’t you, Mister Mature Tentacle Porn.
Actually, Lovecraft would be pissed because he never really cared for the whole Mythos thing. Then he disappeared mysteriously one foggy night.
August Derleth would be proud.
“Mister Mature Tentacle Porn.”
Isn’t that PZ?
D’oh! [slaps forehead] Well, of course it is. Tho, weren’t most of the Old Ones kinda octopoidal, in an indescribably obscene way? That being the case, there must be more than one or two or even three of them that would answer to “Mister Mature Tentacle Porn”. Plenty of obscene old squiddy horrors shambling around, eh wot?
Ironically, my Uncle Gill and I were having much the same discussion the other night before dinner.
*Burp*.