Comments on: Ia! Ia! Northulhu fhtagn!

By: Ollie Ox

Ollie Ox — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:43:19 +0000

Ironically, my Uncle Gill and I were having much the same discussion the other night before dinner.

*Burp*.

By: Tild

Tild — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:53:04 +0000

D’oh! [slaps forehead] Well, of course it is. Tho, weren’t most of the Old Ones kinda octopoidal, in an indescribably obscene way? That being the case, there must be more than one or two or even three of them that would answer to “Mister Mature Tentacle Porn”. Plenty of obscene old squiddy horrors shambling around, eh wot?

By: DiscordianStooge

DiscordianStooge — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:07:37 +0000

“Mister Mature Tentacle Porn.”

Isn’t that PZ?

By: DiscordianStooge

DiscordianStooge — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:07:10 +0000

Actually, Lovecraft would be pissed because he never really cared for the whole Mythos thing. Then he disappeared mysteriously one foggy night.

August Derleth would be proud.

By: Tild

Tild — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:03:50 +0000

The one with the higher Q Score , and that ain't you, Mister Mature Tentacle Porn.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:27:41 +0000

So who ya gonna believe? A sunglasses-wearing meerkat, or a betentacled purple Old One with a YouTube link?

By: Tild

Tild — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:49:03 +0000

Not if Yidhra finds and eats you first. Instead of worrying about whether you'll be eaten first or last, you might want to consider how long it's going to take for you to be eaten. Yidhra takes small bites and really chews her food. Most importantly, she really takes her time. Lucky you, you'll be alive (and screaming) through most of it.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:41:57 +0000

Feminists will be made to do the dishes before being eaten.

By: MNO

MNO — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:11:26 +0000

You knew he couldn’t stay away.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:06:46 +0000

You will beg for early release when He comes