Or: how I spent 5 hours on a windy, blustery Sunday evening because I was bored and not in the mood to watch Mad Men.
Yes, yes, of course I was trying to update the poster from the 1957 movie starring Andy Griffith.
It would have been a lot easier if I could have found a photo of Glenn Beck in profile, but I’m beginning to think there aren’t any. None. Zip. Nada. So I made do with what I could find. Not perfect; not ideal; and besides, Glenn Beck is not actually the living embodiment of Lonesome Rhodes. Not entirely.
UPDATE: Nearly a year has gone by since I made this little picture; time which Glenn Beck has used only to pollute our collective consciousness to an even more hideous degree. To recognize the tad’s transcendent quality (when will we be rid of him already?!?!) I present: Glenn Beck in A Face In The Crowd –with no date. Timeless. For all time. Let’s just say Dateless In Delirium.