(my take on the original)
Disgust: on the Lonesome Rhodes Trail to Tortureville
Triumph of the Propaganda Mill
Teevee Crackpot Calls For Joining Him
The Only Image You Need To Understand Beck-a-paloosa
and the best for last:
Driftglass gives us A Beck Poster of our very own.
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That annoying imp needs to have a catastrophic scandal, I say. Something lurid and irrevocably career-blasting.
;>)
No kidding. Alas, I don’t think being found cavorting with baton twirling jailbait or blabbing the true extent of his megalomania into a mic surreptitiously left open by a disillusioned female staffer is gonna be enough to do the trick with Lonesome Beck.
On the other hand, more of those “exclusive” interviews with his employer (FOX ) like the one he did Sunday might do it nicely.
Hell, have him found in lingerie in the Billy James Hargis Memorial Suite in some hotel on Geary in San Francisco. Along with a couple of Brazilian transvestite hookers.
Oh if only! How sweet that would be.