That’s my story anyway, and I’m sticking with it.
Why? Well, maybe because I just couldn’t stop myself.
And maybe because the concepts of Breitbart and goatse* seem somehow meant to be joined together.
Also, too, a tip o’ the hat to JennofArk for having a great idea which I pretty much stole. Thenk yew!
*No, sorry — I never have figured out what exactly “goatse” is. From what little I’ve been able to learn, goatse is either a miracle fabric of unmatched elasticity, or a board game from Milton Bradley.