Emo Senator flounces out of budget meeting; will Parry’s mood swings derail special session?

Is there no end to The Emo Senator‘s hyperdramatic hijinks?

Oh God I hope not.

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Emo Senator Mike “Tor” Parry appears to have a real future in low-budget horror/sci-fi movies whenever his current low-budget horror/sci-fi gig is over.

(my take on the original)

Disgust: on the Lonesome Rhodes Trail to Tortureville

America Is Better Than This

Triumph of the Propaganda Mill

Teevee Crackpot Calls For Joining Him

The Only Image You Need To Understand Beck-a-paloosa

87,000

Notes from The Beckture

and the best for last:

Driftglass gives us  A Beck Poster [...]]]>

(my take on the original)

Disgust: on the Lonesome Rhodes Trail to Tortureville

America Is Better Than This

Triumph of the Propaganda Mill

Teevee Crackpot Calls For Joining Him

The Only Image You Need To Understand Beck-a-paloosa

87,000

Notes from The Beckture

and the best for last:

Driftglass gives us  A Beck Poster of our very own.

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The Boehnertone family:   beachball-wielding tyke Pat Anderson;  mommy dearest Michele Bachmann; papa John “Agent Orange” Boehner; and Randy Demmer as “the Boehver”

The Richmond PD determined that the actual source of the attack was Eric Cantor’s imagination,  apparently having  an Ashley Todd moment.

Irresponsibly encouraged by Lou Dobbs.

UPDATE:  But wait!  There’s more!

FBI charge man claiming to be [...]]]> If  by “magic” you mean  “Oh noes!  Scary out of control violence irresponsibly encouraged by Democrats!”

The Richmond PD determined that the actual source of the attack was Eric Cantor’s imagination,  apparently having  an Ashley Todd moment.

Irresponsibly encouraged by Lou Dobbs.

UPDATE:  But wait!  There’s more!

FBI charge man claiming to be “son of the god of Enoch” with threatening Cantor in a Youtube video

(one of 2000 videos Norman Leboon has made,  threatening everyone and everything from President Obama to the movie pig “Babe”).

“So there!”  said Cantor in a prepared statement.

“Told ya!  Told ya!” added ecstatic GOopers.

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*actual comment seen on Facebook. 

“We Had No Domestic Attacks Under Bush; We’ve Had One Under Obama”

– sez Disinformation Minister Rudy “Get me Rewrite!” Giuliani

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“We Had No Domestic Attacks Under Bush; We’ve Had One Under Obama”

– sez Disinformation Minister Rudy “Get me Rewrite!” Giuliani

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This was my favorite entry out of all the names suggested on Twitter (hashtag #NameRushsTeam)  Dunno if we have  Geniusbastard or Lizz Winstead to thank for the original idea, but whoever thunk it up:  you did good!

Even tho– big surprise –it now looks like Rush is out of luck.    Awww.

Click on the image to view behind the scenes footage of  Messrs.  Beck  &  Vaporub prepping for their performance.

Pause at :38 for the money shot.

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UPDATE: Nearly a year has gone by since I made this little picture; time which Glenn Beck has used only to pollute our collective consciousness to [...]]]>

Click on the image to view behind the scenes footage of  Messrs.  Beck  &  Vaporub prepping for their performance.

Pause at :38 for the money shot.

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UPDATE: Nearly a year has gone by since I made this little picture; time which Glenn Beck has used only to pollute our collective consciousness to an even more hideous degree. To recognize the tad’s transcendent quality (when will we be rid of him already?!?!) I present: Glenn Beck in A Face In The Crowd –with no date. Timeless. For all time. Let’s just say Dateless In Delirium.