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A few nights ago at the entrance to the vast, deserted, crumbling blog that was once Norwegianity… SECURITY GUARD: No ma’am. I don’t see “itinerant band of Norwegian lutefisk wranglers” anywhere on my Approved Visitors list. SECURITY GUARD: Oh yes, ma’am. Very sure. I don’t see anything about a “lady bloggers night” [...] Naah. Not what you might be thinking. Groucho Marx. Irving Berlin. In 1972 Groucho Marx was 82 years old, and bored. He had not yet begun to decline into illness and senility, which marked the last 5 years of his life until his death in 1977. He was still mentally sharp, and retained a [...] Alarming developments, post-Bell announcement: Don’t mention the comet. I did once but I think I got away with it. UPDATE: Behold version 2. (It’s gotta be an improvement. I did version 1 on my lunch hour in about 3 minutes, using nothing but MS Paint. [...] This was a fun weekend. Will wonders never cease? I took Friday off and spent the entire day wandering from one delight to another, and just really enjoying the absence of deadlines and quotas and goals and imperatives. Ahh. Peace –it’s wonderful. First was a gabby long breakfast catching up with a dear old [...] Well, that’s it. The jig is up. The secret’s out. It’s all true, my droogies. Every word of it . Word to the wise, tho: you don’t want to get on Markos’ bad side. That rabid lamb venom f#cking hurts! [...] Greatest. Coffee. Commercial. Ever! (Seen in the comments at YouTube): “Whoever thought up this campaign deserves a promotion, right now.” Too right. Hilarious.. ~~~~~~ On the subject of viral advertising, a re-viewing of an old classic is definitely called for: Nutrigrain…I Feel Great! ~~~~~~ Hmmm… gee, it’s hard to say which aspect of this [...] Thanks to everyone who left a comment suggesting a title for a new magazine hot off the Tild Newsstand. I liked the entries so much I ended up putting as many as I could on the cover. The end result, even I have to admit, looks pretty good! Even better, I think Congresswoman Cynthia [...] |
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