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More Alternate Covers for Laura Bush’s Book

Tild — Tue, 04 May 2010 17:35:42 +0000

Acknowledging how impeccable your kindly old Auntie Tild’s timing is, and how sad I feel about missing the cut, as it were, in Tengrain’s contest, here are my humble offerings:

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Perhaps one could theorize that — at least for Laura — Crawford wasn’t just a place but a state of mind?

Since you asked

Tild — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:19:21 +0000

*actual comment seen on Facebook.

Naufahu Tahi as Orson Welles?

Tild — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 16:32:20 +0000

Cue the zither music!

(which if you ask me would jazz up “Skol Vikings” quite a bit)

Sarah Palin to join Fox News

Tild — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 20:08:59 +0000

Sarah Palin: Fox News Contributor

The maverick-y punditry of Sarah Palin has what plants crave.

Electrolytes?

Fertilizer.

My favorite scene from the movie ’2010′

Tild — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:45:32 +0000

w00t! It’s my favorite scene from the 1984 movie “2010″ aka “2010: The Year We Make Contact”.

The hub noticed it yesterday on teh intarwebs (here).

Of course all the heavy lifting was already done — by whoever took the photo, and by whoever shopped in the monolith, and by whoever first thought of the caption.

I just improved it a little by actually putting the caption on the photo.

For additional riffing, some of it very funny, check out the comment thread on the Reddit link.

Open the minivan doors, Hal.

My God, it’s full of Starbucks!

Tildology brand

Tild — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 14:51:33 +0000

Ah, yes. Here we are again in the trough of post-Christmas doldrums, when an old Tild’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of…

crate labels!

Presenting the latest addition to our ever-growing blog crate label line:

Compare and contrast with the original Tex-Rio citrus fruits label.

Actually I think mine turned out rather well [said your ever-modest as well as kindly old Auntie Tild]

Now we are six

Tild — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:26:52 +0000

Big momentous history-changing milestone:

As of December 13th 2009, this blog – known as Tild~, aka (more accurately) Tildology – is six years old! Happy Blogiversary to me!

Hard to believe the old thing is still ticking, considering the ever-increasing seldomness of updates. To celebrate, I rummaged through the junk drawer media library and pulled some random images from each of the past six momentous years to create A Tildology Retrospective.

Congratulations, donations, and yes, even gifts are much appreciated. (Ahem… please take note of the Tip Jar and Tild’s Wish List in the sidebars)

Hey, the way I look at it I’m way too old and way too cranky to keep putting on that stupid pious false-humility act. No more. No, from here on out it’s strictly: I’m old! Gimmee stuff, dammit!

Thank you. Enjoy.

All the other kids are doing it

Tild — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:41:55 +0000

Here’s my answer to Blue Gal and her call for suitable photoshopping of our Little Miss Katie Couric, as seen at Gawker performing

Courioca the Forbidden Dance

Well gee, all the other kids are doing it!

driftglass

Darkblack

Tengrain

Fried Green Al Qaedas

Zaius Nation

and probably a dozen more I haven’t seen yet.

I tell ya, it’s a great way to kill a quiet Thanksgiving weekend afternoon. Thanks Blue Gal!

Another CAMC produce crate label

Tild — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:39:41 +0000

Hey all. Lot of stuff’s been going on. Nothing bad, just a lot of things, and I am simply not in the mood to post about any of it here or anywhere at the moment.

Here’s something, tho: another CAMC “badge” in the produce crate label style you know I love so much. Happy Monday!

Wege imagining things again

Tild — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:19:13 +0000

It’s what? A red dot? Where? On your forehead? I don’t see anything. Your forehead looks the same as it always has.

Honestly, the way you do go on and on and on about imaginary weird stuff sometimes.

Dude. Same as it ever was.