Believe me hon, when guns turn you on this much, someone’s gonna have some fun with you.
Right on cue, Sigmund Spot returns with some spot-on observations. Voof!
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Tild sez: Damn! 2007 ended and I never did get around to all those witty and incisive posts I meant to put up. Truth be told, I am a bad blogger. Well, a lackadaisical one at best, which is one of the many reasons why I’m so thankful for Spot, an intelligent and industrious [...] Tild sez: December has been a hectic and exhausting month for me, no doubt as it’s been for a lot of you. Haven’t felt like posting a damn thing, but I have been reading my usual 60 or 70 daily RSS feeds and as always there’s some hugely entertaining stuff out there. Case in [...] When I started my part time bookstore job last month, I began to hear anecdotes from my fellow booksellers about customer habits, quirks and trends.One such discussion concerned customer complaints about which books we stock and which books we don’t. I was unsurprised to learn that we regularly get complaints from customers who [...] Over the years people have often told me I’m funny. Yeah, well, I guess I have been able to crack funny occasionally, but at this juncture in the space-time continuum there is only one thing about me and funniness that I’m absolutely sure of : I am not funny now. Either I was in [...] Or at least that’s what I hear from some friends who occasionally read the local rightie blogs; something I am very grateful to them for doing, as it means that I never have to. Apparently there is a guy in Blaine named Andy Aplikowski, whose nickname is Triple A, and whose blog is called [...] I tawt I taw a qwanky Tweety. (photo by driftglass) I did! I did! The twuth can make you vewy vewy qwanky. Michael Brodkorb of MDE and other conservative henchmen stooges sycophants bloggers met with the President’s favorite turd blossom Karl Rove on Friday during the Ãœberweasel’s visit to Minnesota. By all accounts the hourlong blogger briefing was a hot ‘n’ heavy session of high level GOP strategy. Brodkorb was heard to murmur “Pinch me! [...] |
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The Universal Troll Rosetta Stone
Excavated from the comments at Atrios (via), it’s the newly-updated version of Ms. Res Ipsa Loquitur’s universal troll Rosetta Stone:
blah blah blah clinton got a blow job blah blah blah howard dean is mean blah blah blahsomething about negroes blah blah blah some people say cindy sheehan is a crack whoreblah blah blah michael moore is fat blah blah blah he mean [...]